To-Do List

bloggingwithoutsleep:

• Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
• Have a conversation on Facebook with a friend. Delete all my comments. Make friend look insane.
• Divide by zero. Escape math class through the wormhole it creates.
• Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo.
• Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons.
• Make vanilla pudding. Put in a jar of mayo. Eat in public.
• Spray a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Laugh because he will never have any friends.
• Live forever. It is a success, so far.
• Find a burger that looks like the one in a commercial.
• Make Where’s Waldo book. Exclude Waldo.
• Hide money in pocket of winter coat. Forget money is there. Get excited when I find the money there come winter time.

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    lemons? Just found this year’s halloween costume.

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    Is it possible to want to copulate with a bullet-point list?

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    Someone do the life t-shirt one with me!

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